Winter Olympics from the Tropics

Greetings from beautiful Miami. Well, it actually looks like rain... but yesterday was beautiful. And at least it isn't snowing.

So liveblogging the Winter Olympics from Miami is kinda stupid (plus, it's not "live"), but since I have this massive widescreen with HDTV, it's almost as good as being there. So far, only one thing worthwhile has happened: seven minutes into the third period of the Sweden vs. Russia women's hockey game; 40 seconds left in a Sweden power play with Russia down by two goals, the reds call a time-out. The music? Europe's "The Final Countdown," perhaps? "We Will Rock You" or maybe "Hot in Herre?" Nope. Try "It's Raining Men." I swear to god... time-out in a hockey game (even a women's hockey game) is no time for "It's Raining Men." Come on, Europeans! Not even the Italians are that cheesy. What, did you lose the "hockey" tape and put in the "ice dancing" tape in a panic?

More Olympic goodness to come. Gotta go get in the pool now... bitches!